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McCarthy Claims Capitol Cops Are Antifa Trying to Destroy Law and Order

Rep. Kevin McCarthy says these men are Antifa shills.Just when you thought GOP House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy could't go any lower, he takes the down escalator. · McCarthy, who didn't think the January 6 Capitol Trump maggot insurrection was a big deal, now says the Capitol ...

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“THE LIBERALS DON’T WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT JANUARY 6,” DECLARES JORDAN

“The Ohio Hurricane” is benched by mean old Nancy Pelosi.Rep. Jim Jordan (OH) has seen many things in his life, like Ohio State wrestlers manhandled by a pervert team doc. Still, Jordan says he’s never seen anything as outrageous as House Leader Nancy Pelosi (CA). · “Pelosi is ru ...

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“BIDEN BULLIES” FORCING VACCINES ON HELPLESS AMERICANS CLAIM GOP

Republicans denounce efforts to vaccinate citizens against deadly diseases.The Republican Party loves freedom and hates what President Joe Biden is doing to destroy America. · “Joe Biden is nuts,” says Rep. Jim Jordan (OH). “Now he says he wants to send armed COVID vaccine squads ...

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IVANKA DUMPS HER DAD, “HE’S A BIG, FAT LOSER!”

Ivanka was everything to Donald Trump, but she’s done with their intimate relationship.The gossip rags are abuzz with the blockbuster news that ex-first daughter Ivanka Trump has dumped her disgraced twice-impeached ex-president daddy like last Sunday’s garbage. · “I’ve had it wi ...

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BARR: “HOW COULD ANYONE BELIEVE TRUMP? HE’S A CON MAN.”

Former Attorney General Bill Barr is confounded.Anyone who knows ol’ Billy Boy Barr will attest to the fact he’s a straight shooter and calls ’em like he sees ’em! · The former Attorney General dropped by The Lint Screen offices and delivered a scathing indictment of his former b ...

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GOP KOOKS BLAST GEN. MILLEY AS “UNPATRIOTIC, EVIL, DISGRACEFUL”

General Mark Milley defends himself against a barrage of Republican nut jobs.General Mark Milley may be the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, but that meant bupkis to many Republican representatives on Capitol Hill. · “I’m not impressed with that guy,” Florida Rep. Matt Gaet ...

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PUTIN SAYS RELEASE U.S. INSURRECTION PATRIOTS, GIVE THEM PARADE

The two world leaders sit down for a candid talk, and no fistfights broke out.Russia’s President Vladimir Putin says, “The United States should allow freedom of expression” and drop all charges against the hundreds of looney Trump loyalists who invaded the Capitol Building on Jan ...

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CYBER NINJAS DECLARE TRUMP WON 100% OF ARIZONA VOTES

The super scientific Cyber Ninjas crush the Arizona recount.Since April 23, Cyber Ninjas have been hard at work to prove election fraud in Maricopa County, Arizona, and now the team of crack crackpots says they have their results: An unanimous victory for Republican Donald J. Tru ...

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ABBOTT ANGRY AT DEMS, PROPOSES SIMPLER VOTING LAW IN TEXAS

Texas Governor Greg Abbott wants to simplify voting.There’s a big showdown happening in Texas, and Gov. Greg Abbott aims to clean up the state. · “I’m sick of these yellow-bellied liberals,” Abbott told The Lint Screen. “Our state Republican representatives presented many ways to ...

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MCCONNELL: “WHY INVESTIGATE JANUARY 6? LET SLEEPING DOGS LIE”

Mitch says the Democrats are trying to destroy democracy.Sen. Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY) is a man who loves America “more than my wife, more than just about anything,” he says. · Today Mitch told The Lint Screen he is advising his GOP senators to vote against a bipart ...

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MCCARTHY SWEARS HE “WAS SOMEWHERE ELSE” ON JANUARY 6

McCarthy is trying hard to remember his whereabouts on January 6Congressional Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) says he “is usually sharp as a tack,” but for some reason he can’t recall where he was on January 6, 2021. · “They tell me there was a little brouhaha inside the Ca ...

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LINCOLN EXITS REPUBLICAN PARTY, “IT IS WRETCHED, AMORAL, SHAMELESS”

Abe taps out of the GOP in disgust.“The Party of Lincoln” no longer has Lincoln. · The ghost of Abraham Lincoln, the 16th President of the United States of America, has had enough. “I can’t take these damnable liars anymore,” Lincoln told The Lint Screen appearing in our offices. ...

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GOP POLS: “THE TOURISTS ON JANUARY 6 WERE WELL BEHAVED AND POLITE”

The excited tourists come to visit the Capitol on January 6, 2021.Just when you thought the Republican Party couldn’t go any lower, the lying bastards get on the express elevator and hit the down button. · Yesterday, members of the GOP took to their shovels and began spreading bu ...

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Arizona Hires Psychics To Help With Its Voter Fraud Investigation

In the stillness of the Arizona night, if you listen closely, you will hear the voice of John McCain's ghost saying, "I like my presidents to be winners." · But that spooky spirit doesn't stop the voter fraud sideshow the state of Arizona is putting on for disgraced twice-impeach ...

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GOP BOOTS CHENEY FOR “HER SLAVISH DEDICATION TO TRUTH, INTEGRITY, AND PRINCIPLES”

“Liz is paying the price for refusing to get along,” House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy told The Lint Screen regarding his Republican Party’s decision to banish Wyoming Representative Liz Cheney. “We can’t have radicals like her causing an insurrection inside the Capitol.” · “C ...

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CARLSON SAYS KIDS FORCED TO EAT VEGETABLES SHOULD CALL THE COPS ON THEIR PARENTS

Tucker Carlson is a fearless journalist who believes in the sanctity of freedoms promised Americans by The Constitution. What follows is an opinion piece that aired on Carlson’s popular Fox News show. The Lint Screen reprints this rant; readers will have to imagine hearing these ...

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MCCARTHY SAYS TRUMP WAS “BRAVE, HEROIC, AND PRESIDENTIAL” ON JANUARY 6

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy continued his revisionist history tour following his appearance on Chris Wallace’s “Fox News Sunday” show. The Trump fanboy popped into The Lint Screen offices on Monday and babbled like a drunk baby. · “The liberal media has it all wrong,” Mc ...

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GOP WANTS HARSH PUNISHMENT FOR PROTESTS NOT HELD ON JANUARY 6, 2021

The Republican Party is hard at work suppressing voting rights and now also shutting down protesters. · Florida Governor Ron DeSantis tells The Lint Screen, “protests are un-American and against freedom of speech” and must stop. · “Liberal bellyachers are ruining everything,” th ...

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TRUMP SAYS, “BOYCOTT BASEBALL, COCA-COLA, MOM, AND APPLE PIE”

Donald J. Trump claims, “I could have played pro baseball. Every major league team wanted me. I was a natural, like Robert Redford in that movie. I forget the name of it.” That was then. · Now, the disgraced twice-impeached ex-president is telling his rabid cult base of gullible ...

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GAETZ OFFERS FEMALE STUDENTS HELP WITH THEIR GEOMETRY HOMEWORK

Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz is a familiar presence on conservative TV networks, and with his recent acts of Christian kindness, he’s sure to become even more popular. · Today the Republican Congressman told The Lint Screen he plans to reach out and help the youth of America with a ne ...

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