Patrick Scullin

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PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN IS THE GREATEST MAN EVER!

PRINCE MOHAMMED BIN SALMAN IS THE GREATEST MAN EVER!

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The Lint Screen has decided after extensive and exhaustive research that the best human being to have ever graced the Earth is Saudi Deputy Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman.

Our editorial staff believes he is a leader for the ages with his progressive ideas (women driving cars — what a radical notion!!!)and his warm, welcoming compassion toward journalists.

Move over Jesus, Gandhi, Lincoln, Trebek, there’s a new kid in town who has all the answers, and brother, he is a humdinger of a swell fellow!

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Patrick Scullin (aka PD Scullin) was a founder of ASO Advertising and recently left the ad game to write what he wants, wrangling parts of speech to entertain and amuse.

He has an upcoming novel, SAWDUST, and writes two blogs: The Lint Screen (satire, smartassery humor, pop culture ramblings, and advice for people getting hip replacements) and Empathetic Adman (marketing pontification).

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Comments

Patrick Scullin

5 years ago #6

#1
If I were getting paid by the word, this post would have plunged me into poverty. I promise to be more verbose Hive-mates.

Patrick Scullin

5 years ago #5

#3
Sorry, do forgive me, I could think of no more praise for the man.

CityVP Manjit

5 years ago #4

I don't know what just got into me but when I saw the Deputy Crown Princes picture it made me want to run out and get an Apple Watch.

CityVP Manjit

5 years ago #3

I don't know what just got into me but when I saw the Deputy Crown Princes picture t made me want to run out and get an Apple Watch.

Lada 🏡 Prkic

5 years ago #2

Patrick, it's a clever way to reach the minimum number of words for publishing on beBee Producer, but you've exceeded the number for about 150 "some words to read." :) Also, you shared your post in a proper hive. :-)

Jim Murray

5 years ago #1

I genuinely believe this to be true...satire. I also believe the 2200, or whatever, word minimum to be true...silliness. Thanks Patrick Scullin...This is some words to read....I likes it.

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