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SWAMP MAN SCALISE DEMANDS “JANUARY 6 FREEDOM FIGHTERS MONUMENT”

SWAMP MAN SCALISE DEMANDS “JANUARY 6 FREEDOM FIGHTERS MONUMENT”

Rep. Scalise wants “the true patriots” to be honored in Washington.
Rep. Scalise wants “the true patriots” to be honored in Washington.

House Minority Whip Steve Scalise (R-LA) is hotter than a Banty-rooster refused for a low-interest henhouse loan.

“I’m sick and tired of these Democrats and their witch hunts,” the Republican lawmaker crows to The Lint Screen. “They’re trying to illegally prosecute the good folks involved with the January 6 liberation when we should be building them a glorious monument.”

Scalise calls those involved in the illegal coup attempt in Congress on January 6 “liberty lovers” and “freedom fighters,” and he wants them to get the recognition they deserve.

“We build these monuments to soldiers, dead presidents––hells bells, even Martin Luther King––so why don’t we recognize the true patriots out there? The people who stood up for their liberty and deserve permanent recognition. My new bill intends to give them that eternal glory.”

The Louisiana swamp creature proposes spending $400 million to erect “a magnificent monument” to the traitorous insurrectionists.

“I’m proposing life-size figures of the freedom fighters battling the evil Capitol Police, defenders of Democrat socialism. This majestic monument will help future generations know the heroic actions they took by using American flags as weapons to beat down the shackles of authority that wanted to count the votes in an election we all know President Trump was cheated out of by Joe Biden.”

Scalise intends the monument will include the battle scenes on the steps of the Capitol, with hundreds of crybabies beating cops and waving Trump signs, banners, and flags.

The entire Republican Party backs this monument,” the Trump ass-kisser says. “And we aren’t going to allow Democrats to ruin the determination we have to rewrite history”

The Representative whispers to his assistant, “Be sure Trump knows I’m doing this. It’ll make him happy.”

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