“PELOSI CAUSED JANUARY 6, SHE FAILED US,” SAYS JOHNSON
The man closer to Trump’s ass than Donald’s sphincter, Rep. Ron Johnson (R-WI), is looking beyond his original conspiracy theory that Antifa was responsible for the January 6 insurrection. Now he blames House Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA).
“Pelosi is the cause of all the trouble on January 6,” Johnson tells The Lint Screen. “She should have been standing guard in front of the Capitol Building and protecting it from the assault. A strong Speaker of the House would have done that, but not Nancy. She was too busy shirking her responsibilities and hiding like a coward. It was disgusting how she turned her back on her duties.”
Johnson said there is a simple reason an insurrection has never happened before.
“We’ve always had Speakers of the House who were brave patriots,” the raging nutcase declares. “But since Nancy Pelosi and the Democrats are determined to destroy our democracy, she did nothing to halt the rush of people angry at a stolen election. It’s a total disgrace how she failed us, and a lot of good people suffered because of her. I don’t see why she couldn’t have been standing in front of the Capitol with a Louisville Slugger and saving this beautiful building from attackers. Instead, she put law officers at risk– to save her bacon! It was disgraceful.”
The wild-eyed looney thinks Pelosi should be impeached and then drawn and quartered.
“I couldn’t feel more strongly about this,” he declares. “Pelosi is an existential threat to our country. I believe she was also responsible for COVID, The Civil War, The Great Depression, lousy customer service at AT&T, my ingrown toenail, and my wife’s frigidity toward me.”
Rep. Johnson stops, stares out of the window, and continues.
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