WHAT THE GENERAL ON THE RIGHT WAS THINKING

Oh my God, what the hell is Trump talking about?

This guy is nuts. He just babbles on and on. Does he ever tell the truth? Can he tell the truth?

The man is absolutely pathetic. He's petty, selfish, greedy.  A prick through and through. And the son of a bitch is completely self-obsessed. The only thing he likes is a mirror. 

He’s like a petulant child, a spoiled rich brat with his toy army men he moves around. He acts like mister tough guy. Right–– ol’ bone spurs McGee.

I can’t think of a worse guy to have in the foxhole with me. He’d sell you out in a heartbeat.

Wow, listen to that–– he found a way to blame Obama. Unbelievable. Let it go, Donnie–– you're the president now, not Obama. Not Hillary. You. Act like a damn president instead of a sore winner.

Please–– shut the hell up and go back to your ivory tower. And for God’s sake, quit your goddamn Tweeting. You’re going to get us all killed, you nincompoop.

Patrick Scullin (aka PD Scullin) was a founder of ASO Advertising and recently left the ad game to write what he wants, wrangling parts of speech to entertain and amuse.

He recently released his debut novel, SAWDUST: Love is wilder than a circus, and writes two blogs: The Lint Screen (satire, smartassery humor, pop culture ramblings, and advice for people getting hip replacements) and Empathetic Adman (marketing pontification).