Patrick Scullin

1 year ago · 2 min. reading time · ~10 ·

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McCarthy Claims Capitol Cops Are Antifa Trying to Destroy Law and Order

McCarthy Claims Capitol Cops Are Antifa Trying to Destroy Law and Order

Rep. Kevin McCarthy says these men are Antifa shills.

Just when you thought GOP House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy could't go any lower, he takes the down escalator.

McCarthy, who didn't think the January 6 Capitol Trump maggot insurrection was a big deal, now says the Capitol cops beaten by the lunatic mob are Antifa.

"All these Capitol cops came to the Congressional Select Committee hearings boohooing," McCarthy says. "And it was a great sham. Oscar-worthy performances for the cameras. Why are they doing that? It's obvious to me–– they're Antifa."

The Trump ass-kisser is fond of fascism and seems to see Antifa everywhere.

"Antifa is out to wreck America," McCarthy says. "I know it like Marjorie Taylor Greene knows Jewish lasers in outer space are melting the ice caps to cause global warming. The only man in the world who can save us is the paragon of honesty and virtue, Donald J. Trump. He is still our president. Biden cheated him out of re-election, but we in the GOP know his reinstatement is happening very soon."

The Californian sack of shit shakes his head. "It's a disgrace what those Antifa Capitol cops are doing. They're trying to destroy law and order in this country. And when our god Donald Trump gets back in the Oval Office, there will be hell to pay. And maybe he'll like me!"

With that, McCarthy goose steps out of The Lint Screen offices.


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