“DEMOCRACIES MUST SURRENDER TO OUR OVERLORDS,” SAYS CARLSON

Tucker Carlson, the enraged boy toy of Fox News and the most popular commentator in Russia, says it’s time we all surrendered to strong rulers.

The Lint Screen has obtained his upcoming commentary and reprints it here in its entirety. Read how the Tuckman lays out his case. Enjoy!

CARLSON: “Why are we so afraid of change? Is it human nature, or is it just our silly stubbornness? I think it’s high time we finally faced the hard, cold facts–– liberal democracies don’t work.

The problem with democracies is they allow too many voices to express their opinions. And too often, these opinions are from the wrong kind of people. You know the ones I’m talking about–– people who don’t look like you or me. It could be their skin color, or their religion, or their radical political beliefs. But they are ‘the others’, and they want to have a say in how we live our lives. They demand it!!!

This is dangerous, and because of their outrageous recklessness in stealing our American presidential election, loyal patriots like the ones on January 6th had to take decisive action. Good people were forced to storm The Capitol and beat the crap out of cops and other so-called authority figures who didn’t share our beliefs. Our values. They deserved what they got!

And guess what? The lamestream media tries to make these red-blooded, fair-skinned patriots look like they’re the bad guys.

But are they? Really? Why?

Is it because these brave patriots believe in strongmen like Donald J. Trump or Vladimir Putin? Because they want authoritarian, brilliant, charismatic leaders to make their decisions for them? Because they know these men know what’s best for the country, their lives, and they will keep the others the hell out of our countries so we can live in peace and harmony?

We can go on living with division, with people who think they know what’s best, but that is a recipe for suicide. The best approach is a proven one–– give all power to our masters. Our betters. We must and should surrender to our overlords. They are the ones God put here to lead us. They are our de facto Moses who will lead us to The Promised Land.

A wise man once said too many cooks spoil the broth, and that’s what we see every day in America and Ukraine. Well– I, for one, am sick and tired of seeing angry people who don’t look like me demanding to be heard, bellyaching for equal representation and justice under the law. They even want free and fair elections, for crying out loud!

But aren’t those all outdated and fanciful notions? Aren’t those the exact recipe for anarchy and awfulness? Who needs it?!

I say it’s time we make a wise choice. The only choice, really. Give Europe to Putin, Asia to Xi, the Americas to Trump. These three wise men will rule our world. In the Bible, three wise men came bearing gifts for our Savior in the manger. And now, these three modern wise men come bearing gifts to save humanity.

Surrender, fools. It’s the only sensible thing to do. The game is over. Get in line. The disobedient will pay the price, and that price will be high, and paid in blood.

It’s time we bowed to our overlords and enjoyed their glorious reigns.”

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