BRANDON GRATEFUL FOR THE TREMENDOUS SUPPORT HE’S RECEIVED

If you have a feather handy, you could use it to knock over Brandon Snarply, a warehouse assistant manager in Little Rock, Arkansas.

“I can’t believe how everyone’s talking about me,” the enthusiastic single man told The Lint Screen. “It’s unbelievable. One day you’re just an ordinary Joe, and the next day you hear people everywhere shouting ‘Let’s go, Brandon!‘ It’s absolutely nuts. Suddenly, everyone’s my cheerleader!”

Snarply says he is one of three assistant managers vying for a promotion to warehouse manager.

“I’ve been working my tail off for months now,” Snarply claims. “And I don’t know if senior management notices a lick, but it sure seems like the rest of the world is paying attention. If I turn on the TV, I see NASCAR races, political rallies, school board meetings, and everybody’s chanting, Let’s go, Brandon!“

The man blushes, choking back his tears. “It’s like I’m the most popular man in the world,” he says. “And if that don’t make a fellow’s chest puff up, well, I don’t know what will. It’s just nice to finally be appreciated.”

The young assistant manager thinks all his newfound attention will pay him handsome dividends down the line.

“I suspect once I get my promotion to manager, I’ll become the kind of guy every beautiful girl wants to date. Heck, who knows––I might even get a congratulations call from President Biden. He’s a great man who cares about the little guy. If he called me and said, Let’s go, Brandon! wouldn’t that be something?”

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