PELOSI AND LOONEY LIBS BEGIN BIGGEST WITCH HUNT EVER

Leave it to the “do-nothing Democrats!”

The Republicans have been working hard to solve high drug prices, healthcare costs, crumbling infrastructure, skyrocketing national debt, guns, and opioids while the liberals are working hard to rid America of its greatest president!

In a shameful display of betrayal, today, Dems in the House voted to begin impeachment inquiry proceedings against glorious and heroic President Donald J. Trump.

Their beef seems to be with the president’s perfect call held with the leader of Ukraine. The Dems are having a hissy fit because the prez withheld Congressionally-approve funds for Ukraine in their war against Russia until Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky promised to investigate the very illegal shenanigans of Joe and Hunter Biden.

A lot of people are saying the Bidens are bad hombres.

Democrats think there is something wrong with a president engaging a foreign country in interfering with American politics by finding dirt on his rival. How incredibly naive!

Imagine if Obama had done the same thing–– Republicans wouldn’t care a whit. Why make a mountain out of a molehill?!

The Dems are so stupid they don’t realize Trump is playing Putin like a fiddle. He assisted the Russian leader by delaying Ukraine funds for weapons in their war against Russia. Now Putin will be forever in debt to America, thanks to the brilliance of Trump! Then, the stable genius president tricked the Russian leader into gaining a strong foothold in Syria.

Democrats are still steaming after their previous witch hunt conducted by treasonous traitor Robert Mueller failed to find anything wrong in the Trump 2016 campaign.

Mueller wrote a 458-page report praising President Trump. People who have read it say Mueller declared there was absolutely no conspiracy or collusion and that Trump ran an immaculate campaign and is the most exceptional world leader in history.

But the libs weren’t happy to leave well enough alone. NO! So they’ve begun their greatest witch hunt ever against a patriot who only has perfect calls.

Obviously, the Dems want to open our borders to murders and rapists, feed our populace fistfuls of overpriced opioids, and smoke “jazz cigarettes” while beating their bongoes and snapping their frail fingers.

The Lint Screen calls the behavior of the liberals disgraceful! Get a real job, you bums!!!

Nancy Pelosi, you are truly a she-devil!

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Patrick Scullin (aka PD Scullin) was a founder of ASO Advertising and recently left the ad game to write what he wants, wrangling parts of speech to entertain and amuse.

He has an upcoming novel, SAWDUST, and writes two blogs: The Lint Screen (satire, smartassery humor, pop culture ramblings, and advice for people getting hip replacements) and Empathetic Adman (marketing pontification).