Mail is Dirty
Is this satire? Maybe notā¦
satire
from The American HeritageĀ® Dictionary of the English Language, 5th Edition.
- nounĀ A literary work in which human foolishness or vice is attacked through irony, derision, or wit.
Do we know how many hands our mail passes through?Ā
At the Post Officeā¦
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Do they sanitize the sorting machines?Ā
Do they sanitize the floors?
Do they sanitize the walls?Does everyone wash their hands after going to the bathroom?Ā Do they sing happy birthday to themselves twice while doing so?Ā
Do they sanitize their hands between touching each piece of mail?
Do they sanitize?
sanitize?
sanitize?
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Do they sanitize the trucks?
Do they sanitize the mailboxes?
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Do they sanitize their hands between touching each piece of mail?
What happens when they drop mail?
The USPS customer
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Do they sanitize or wash their hands?Ā Do they sanitize? sanitize? sanitize?
Do they wear a mask?
Do they wipe down the mail chute before putting their mail in a mailbox?
Does everyone wash their hands after going to the bathroom?Ā Do they sing happy birthday to themselves twice while doing so?Ā
Do they sanitize the envelopes?
Do they spray that mail with sanitizer and put it in a sealed plastic baggie?
Etc., Etc,. Etc.,ā¦
Mail is dirty. Mail is dirty. Mail is dirty. Mail is dirty.
We need to go digital and use only email.
Copyright 2020 By Joyce Bowen
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Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #19
Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #18
Fay Vietmeier
3 years ago #17
Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #16
Fay Vietmeier
3 years ago #15
Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #14
Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #13
Fay Vietmeier
3 years ago #12
John Rylance
3 years ago #11
#10 I remember a proverb from my childhood said we all will/ should eat a peck of dirt before we die. It was often quoted to parents whose child kept eating soil. Perhaps the new version should be you have to touch a lot of mail/ coins to get the virus. A riskworth taking the decision is each person to make.
Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #10
Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #9
Pascal Derrien
3 years ago #8
Ken Boddie
3 years ago #7
Well, Joyce ... Donāt ask me to scoop, Up some grasshopper poop, Whether sickly sweet, sticky or runny, No time will I spend, Near a cricketās rear end, Iād rather eat syrup or honey. š¤
Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #6
Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #5
Ken Boddie
3 years ago #4
Reminds me, Joyce, how back in the day, I used to watch my dad working in the garden while I played with worms, which in turn reminds me of ... Nobody loves me, Everybody hates me, Think Iāll go and eat worms. Nice big juicy ones, Little tiny fruity ones, Anything that squirms. Bite off their heads, And suck up the juice, And throw the skins away ... plonk! Nobody knows how I can thrive, On worms three meals a day. š¤
Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #3
Joyce š Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee
3 years ago #2
Ken Boddie
3 years ago #1