Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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This Friday Funday Feels Like Fahrenheit 451!

This Friday Funday Feels Like Fahrenheit 451!

flip flops are a silent way of saying. "hope you don't need me to run, push a car or help in any way"

It is HOT here in New England. Hot, I tell you. Third day of 90+ degrees F (32C), enough to make most of us wimpy New Englanders weep.

Except that we’re not wimpy. We don’t weep. We laugh off the heat as we huddle in our air-conditioned homes or stand in the winds along the coasts that almost cool us off.


And we’re never too hot to laugh, right?


World of Puns. Puns_Orty Apparently you can't use “beefstew” as a password. It's not stroganoff.

" : “You're fired, Tock. The lab results just came back, and you tested positive for Coke."
ETE 10 a [3 Cle gd) ~ SOLO CUP.BRAKE LIGHTS!

For my Canadian friends (although, if I keep this up, I might not have any left . . . )


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© brian essbe © W Follow @SortaBad When it comes to procrastination, don't even get me started 10:03 PM - 15 May 2014 Q tes Qe °

My roomba just went into the corner and knocked over the broom that was leaning there. Dude, chill out. You already got the job.

Thin Mints Nutrition Facts Serving Size 4 Cookies (32g) Servings Per Container about 7 Amount Per Serving Calories 160 Calories from Fat 70 Trans Fat Og Cholesterol Omg 0% Sodium 11 Total Carbohydrate 22g Fiber less than 1

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And my favorite for today:

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Which one is YOUR favorite today?

Most of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are Single Dad Laughing, I am not a grammar cop, Language Cranks Redux, Pun Based Humor, The Valley of Pun Memes, Wrong Hands, and Tannuzzo Copywriting.

If you laughed at any of these, please share the post with your followers. Let's share the fun!

And for more posts, check out my website: GrammarGoddess.com

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#Calories #New England #Friday Funday #Fahrenheit #New Englanders
Comments

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #3

Thanks, Deb \ud83d\udc1d Helfrich!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #2

#1
Sure glad you enjoyed the post and especially the Canadian one, @Dominique Petersen!

Dominique 🐝 Petersen

6 years ago #1

Love it! See how polite we Canadians are? LOL

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