Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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This Friday Funday Feels Like Fahrenheit 451!

This Friday Funday Feels Like Fahrenheit 451!

flip flops are a silent way of saying. "hope you don't need
me to run, push a car or help in any way"

It is HOT here in New England. Hot, I tell you. Third day of 90+ degrees F (32C), enough to make most of us wimpy New Englanders weep.

Except that we鈥檙e not wimpy. We don鈥檛 weep. We laugh off the heat as we huddle in our air-conditioned homes or stand in the winds along the coasts that almost cool us off.


And we鈥檙e never too hot to laugh, right?


World of Puns.

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Apparently you can't use “beefstew” as a
password.

It's not stroganoff.

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“You're fired, Tock. The lab results

just came back, and you tested
positive for Coke."
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~ SOLO CUP.BRAKE LIGHTS!

For my Canadian friends (although, if I keep this up, I might not have any left .聽.聽. )


1 started a band called 999 megabytes.
We haven't gotten a gig yet.

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When it comes to procrastination, don't even get me started
10:03 PM - 15 May 2014

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My roomba just went into the corner and
knocked over the broom that was
leaning there. Dude, chill out. You already
got the job.

Thin Mints
Nutrition Facts

Serving Size 4 Cookies (32g)
Servings Per Container about 7

Amount Per Serving
Calories 160 Calories from Fat 70

Trans Fat Og

Cholesterol Omg 0%
Sodium 11
Total Carbohydrate 22g

Fiber less than 1

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And my favorite for today:

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Which one is YOUR favorite聽today?

Most of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are Single Dad Laughing, I am not a grammar cop, Language Cranks Redux, Pun Based Humor, The Valley of Pun Memes, Wrong Hands, and Tannuzzo Copywriting.

If you laughed at any of these, please share the post with your followers. Let's share the fun!

And for more posts, check out my website: GrammarGoddess.com

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Comments
Thanks, Deb \ud83d\udc1d Helfrich!
#1
Sure glad you enjoyed the post and especially the Canadian one, @Dominique Petersen!
Love it! See how polite we Canadians are? LOL

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