Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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It's Finally Friday Indeed! Time for More Fun!

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FINALLY FRIDAY
This Friday has been whirlwind of clients (a good thing) and family drama (a not-so-good thing).

Usually I post my Funday posts much earlier in the day, but at least I'm getting it done! And no one needs to laugh more than I do today. OK, I actually don't know that. But if you do need a laugh, I hope you'll find one or more here.


I've heard of taking the bull by the horns, but never a lab taking all the branches!

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EVERY MEMORY, UNRESOLVED

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IN THE PAST 40 YEAKS!

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A person in raggy, tattered clothing;
your kid after a week of school in his
so-recently brand-new clothes:


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jot malized that “never” 3 a cardeartion of “not ee’
and “Bundi” is a cant:acton of "blood nak’
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Seriously? Is it any wonder I can't do this, given what's above?
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Sigh. I'm so old I clearly remember all of these! Do you?

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#7
Ah, Ken Boddie, I am SO glad to know you and have you write your own pieces and comment on mine. You are a true delight!
#3
Scary how fast the time went, though, Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman!
#2
Thank goodness someone did, @Bill Stankiewicz! And thanks for the fun comment!
#8
For some reason, I never saw all the responses here, so I'm catching up, @Claire Cardwell!
#4
Always willing to share fun, \ud83d\udc1d Fatima Williams!
#10
Always another day to make better, Lisa \ud83d\udc1d Gallagher! And I just posted another fun one . . .
#9
Steal away, Ken Boddie! Of course, by now you already have since I didn't know there were so many responses to this post. Sigh.
#12
Thanks, Todd Jones!
Cool 馃槑

Lisa Gallagher

4 years ago #8

Oh I can certainly relate to the 3am Meme sadly LOL! The spider bedspread, pillows... yikes. I hope things are looking up since you wrote this Susan Rooks. Thanks for the laughs!

Ken Boddie

4 years ago #7

Further to my #7 below, Susan. I am presenting at a national meeting of Branch Managers in a couple of weeks. Hope you don't mind me stealing your lab pic to get them in the mood. They've all gone to the dogs anyway. 馃槀

Claire L Cardwell

4 years ago #6

Susan Rooks I also enjoyed the 1966/2016 comparison - very funny and very true! Have an awesome weekend!

Ken Boddie

4 years ago #5

Forget the Mid-Technolithic Period, Susan. I'm from the Pre-Pythagoran Era and still have a fully functional ABACUS to prove it. No need to plug it in, replace batteries, update software and, unlike me, it doesn't slow down with age. Still in mint condition, the beads have a low mileage. I bought it from a little old lady who only took it down to the shops once per week.

馃悵 Fatima G. Williams

4 years ago #4

馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 The 1966/2016 is superfunny 馃馃槀 Thank you Susan Rooks
My favorite is the 1966/2016 comparison chart. I can definitely relate to some of these. Thank you for the chuckles, Susan.
Typo corrected, several bee's in English hive called me. Time for dinner in 2 hrs , will have some hot dogs! Any local bee's invited here in Georgia! :~))
Time for dinner in 2 hrs , will have some hit dogs! Any local bee's invited here in Georgia! :~))

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