Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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A Far Out Friday Funday

A Far Out Friday Funday

MONDAY AND TUESDAY ARE DONE - I'D LIKE TO PASS GO, COLLECT $200, AND MOVE STRAIGHT TO FRIDAY.

Good morning, friends and colleagues! Yes, it's finally Friday again, and I hope as you're heading into the weekend, you're planning a fun couple of days.

Let's see if today's collection of memes and pictures helps you on your way!

austin @ @austinweiford On pronouncing the word Appalachia: Remember if you say Appa Laysha, | will throw an Apple Atcha. 4/21/18, 12:46 PM

The only wé Ee me PCT EEE [A ith cn tothehiffet

A thought you can't unthink ...

- COUGH - THROUGH - THOUGH - ROUGH MONE OF THESE WORDS Ril 1M B01 FO SOME GODFOLSAKEN REASON PONY 1 BOLOGNA 1!

English is seriously weird (and be sure to see the bonus at the end)


recast Mild alcoholism wit 70% ¢ 0% chance of poor decisions and poor dpement An Tid 3)

And yes, there's a missing apostrophe in the one below ... 


For your security, please answer the question below. [SNENRE What's the name of your favorite pet? Answer | COULD YOU GUYS LEAVE FOR A

Stuck between I need to save money and you only live once.

Hmmm, I think there's some truth here ...

PASSWORD RESET 3M NOT A ROBOT jg

This one below is from Martin Wright who so often finds great ones!

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The one below is from Shinty Marisa

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And my favorite for today, in honor of my friend and colleague, Larry Boyer, whose first book (The Robot in the Next Cubicle) is now available:

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BONUS

Which one is YOUR favorite today?

Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are Single Dad Laughing, I am not a grammar cop, Language Cranks Redux, Pun Based Humor, The Valley of Pun Memes, Wrong Hands, Tickle my Punnybone, and Tannuzzo Copywriting.

If you found something to laugh at here, please share the fun, OK? And apparently I need more words, so I'm filling up this space so I can publish this here. 


#English #Far Out Friday Funday #Friday #Martin Wright #Shinty Marisa
Comments

Bill Stankiewicz

5 years ago #9

#8
Baloney goes good with salami on sour dough 🥖 , may not rhyme 😊☝️👨‍🏫👩‍💼

John Rylance

5 years ago #8

#8
You and me both Ken. 

Ken Boddie

5 years ago #7

Hey, Susan, I’m still trying to work out how pony rhymes with Balogna. Sounds like a lot of baloney to me. 🤣🤣😂🤣

Randall Burns

5 years ago #6

HaHa! Another great "Friday Funday" Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess I came across this the other day and it reminded me of you; "What do you call Santa's Elves?" "Subordinate Clauses"

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

5 years ago #5

#2
#1 Clever, Lisa Vanderburg! Thank you!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

5 years ago #4

#3
Thank you as always, Debasish Majumder's book!

Debasish Majumder

5 years ago #3

wonderful buzz Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess! precisely the last one is unique! enjoyed and shared. thank you for the share madam.

Lisa Vanderburg

5 years ago #2

Laugh of the day from Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess

Lisa Vanderburg

5 years ago #1

haha...some doozies there Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess! As I can't do attachments, here's a few: Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes? How do you get off a nonstop flight?

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