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Finally a Non-Frozen Friday Funday -- Oh, look! A Squirrel!

Finally a Non-Frozen Friday Funday -- Oh, look! A Squirrel!

PSE OU] 1. I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice 2. Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud 3. 1don’t need anger management. | need people to stop pissing me off. 4. My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance of idiots that need work. 5 The biggest lie I tell myself is “I don’t need to write things down, I'll remember it” 6.When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it’s like a mini vacation. 7.The day the world runs out of wine is just too terrible to think about. 8. Even duct tape can't fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound. 9. Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, come out wrinkle free and three sizes smaller? 10. “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why I'm here. Cp Stuff

The sun is shining. We expect temps in the 60s this coming week. Maybe spring has finally sprung in the Northeast? Maybe?

While we wait, we can warm ourselves with a few Friday Funday pics that caught my eye and made me laugh over the last week or so.



Dad 0 Hay could you lend me $50 for gas whilo | look for a job? “Don't you have a job?’ BY “Ang? - 110d him to go stand outside ee ———— “HAHAHAHAHAHA your mother 1s going to die when she hears this!


They live, they breathe, and they walk among us . . .

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NO MATTER HOW KIND YOU ARE. GERMAN CHILDREN ARE KINDER p /ELARROYOAUSTIN QELARROYO_ATA


And it all started so well . . .聽

Allee

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$1.50 for spite? Heck, with some folks it's free!

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I saw this thanks to sharing it in the hive "Language Translaters" -- it's funny if you know that "kinder" is German for children . . . and pronounced with a short i.

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And my favorite for today, sent by John Marrett, who wrote that "My guess is that his sign maker wasn't a woman!"

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Which one is YOUR favorite today?


For more Friday Fundays -- or to see all my previous posts -- check out my website: www.GrammarGoddess.com.

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Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #6

Thanks so much, @Todd Jones, for sharing my post! I really appreciate it.

John Rylance

7 years ago #5

#4
wakey wakey Ken, the other two were I a long nap means a bad nights sleep, and where did I put my whatsisname.

Ken Boddie

7 years ago #4

I love all of them, Susan, but I really must ask you to stop reading my mind, particularly as I get older. Of course there are another three things you didn't list about betting older. Number one is the memory gets a bit fuzzy, and the other two .... well they were on the tip on my tongue. Perhaps after my nap?

John Rylance

7 years ago #3

Susan, another great bunch. Spite, made me think of the Monty Phython sketch about whether someone wanted to pay for a five minute or a ten minute argument. The last one brought to mind the comedian Victoria Wood, who on her one woman show " Victoria Wood at it again", had the title as a backdrop which read "Victoria Wood a tit again"

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #2

#1
I probably enjoy my Friday Fundays more than anyone, Kevin Pashuk! I get to sort through all the ones I find all over the Internet! Thanks.

Kevin Pashuk

7 years ago #1

Another delightful bunch Susan. Thanks for sharing these

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