Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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A Fearsome Friday Funday!


A Fearsome Friday Funday!2

Here in the U.S., we're about to celebrate a fun holiday -- Halloween, which is known throughout other parts of the world as All Hallows' Eve or All Saints' Eve. It's always the last day of October, and that will be next Tuesday night.

Kids of all ages dress up as ghouls, ghosts, Frankensteins, princesses, Darth Vaders -- whatever they want. There are "haunted house" tours, with pop-out gremlins that are supposed to scare us, and sometimes actually do!

Now I don't know if my pictures below will scare you (I can't think of a way to make anything pop out), but I do hope they will make you laugh.

Why do I think of Javier with this first one?

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Still scary even with the masks . . .Β 


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early November.

- Hug me!

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- Ok, bring tin...

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This next one is both my favorite and my least favorite . . .

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And in case the picture above is too scary, how about a hug?

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Which one is YOUR favoriteΒ today?

Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are Single Dad Laughing, I am not a grammar cop, Language Cranks Redux, Pun Based Humor, The Valley of Pun Memes, Wrong Hands, and Tannuzzo Copywriting.

If you laughed at anything in this post, please share it in other hives so your connections may laugh as well. Let's spread the fun around the world!

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Martin Wright

4 years ago #9

I thought death beinv sidetracked by snickers the funniest.

Irene 🐝 Rodriesco

4 years ago #8

#10
😊

#7
Pamela \ud83d\udc1d Williams's post ... she does find amazing buildings!

#8
I think kids would love those dentists' masks, @Irene Rodriguez Escolar! Me? Not too sure. But I do agree with the cute kitten! Thanks for commenting.

#5
Yes, Ken Boddie is even funnier. Thanks for commenting and enjoying the post!

Irene 🐝 Rodriesco

4 years ago #4

the kitten looks adorable, cute, kawaii. Having these masks, the visit to the dentist is a party.

Ken Boddie

4 years ago #3

And here was I, Susan, thinking that β€˜boobees’ were a source of milk. 😧 You know, of course, that boobs and kids toys have a common function. They’re both meant for kids but dad usually ends up playing with them. πŸ˜‚

John Rylance

4 years ago #2

My favourite is the dental one. Fangs for the memories.

#1
Thanks, Paul \! I loved the diaper one myself! And I hope you'll share some pics after the party . . . !

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