Notes: The Russ were the Vikings, who gradually adopted Slavic names and assimilated; Vladimir was called by the Germans, who called the Vikings the Russ, Vladimir the Fornicator

Focus On What You Can Do

I was online looking for something to write about. · There were stories about Russia and the EU. I’ve been out of the loop with my old friends who would know what’s really going on behind the scenes for there almost seven years. Since I don’t want to throw logs on a fire I’m goi ...

Humanity is Our Side

They emerge from the edge of a tree line. · No formation. · Ponchos on to ward off the rain. · Putty colored by the incessant wet. · They are made of some kind of metal and seem trapped in time. They are there to help us remember those lost in a conflict in Korea. · I rememb ...

Kanye And Rudy Speak Out

Kayne West and Rudy Giuliani recently came by The Lint Screen offices to speak on the record, pound on the editor’s desk and clarify some of the points they say “the fake lamestream media” has gotten wrong. Here is a transcript of what was said: · RG: I’ve been misquoted and I’m ...

Putin Uses Joy Buzzer Gag On Trump

To begin the historic Helsinki meeting between Vladimir Putin and Donald Trump, “Pootie” punked the American prez with the classic joy buzzer handshake. · “You’ve got to give Putin round one,” a diplomatic observer told The Lint Screen. “He totally owned the Trumpster with the jo ...

Trump Blames English Language For Misstatement

The president called The Lint Screen today to air some grievances. · “Everyone is overreacting to my statements in Helsinki,” Donald J. Trump blasted over the phone. “They are going crazy about a statement I made that they didn’t like. They say it sounded like I didn’t support ou ...