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3 years ago

MILLER: “DRUIDS OF DEMOCRACY” WILL SECURE TRUMP’S VICTORY

Patrick Scullin · Stephen Miller slithers into The Lint Screen offices. As his forked tongue pokes the air exploring its environment, the nervous little man springs to his feet and begins a diatribe. · “We face a constitutional crisis,” he blurts. “This farcical election must be overturned. We can ...

4 years ago

TRUMP’S TRIP TO COMFORT SHOOTING VICTIMS A HUGE SUCCESS

Patrick Scullin · President Trump continues to unite America better than any leader in U.S. history. · Following two horrific mass shootings in El Paso and Dayton, our fearless leader jumped on Air Force One with his beautiful and very sexy bride Melania. He brought his big heart to console the su ...

5 years ago

Miller Vies For "The Sexiest Man Alive" Title

Patrick Scullin · The Trump administration is firing on all cylinders. After the Mueller witch hunt declared the president completely innocent of any collusion or obstruction of justice, the Doninator is enjoying his victory lap. · But this party's just getting started! · Now President Trump's val ...

5 years ago

BORSCHT OR BURGERS? TRUMP GOES AMERICAN

Patrick Scullin · President Trump faced a difficult decision yesterday — what to serve the college football champion Clemson Tigers during their White House celebration visit. · “The president has excellent taste,” political advisor Stephen Miller told The Lint Screen. “He originally wanted to exp ...

5 years ago

DEADLY CARAVAN THREATENS USA; ONLY ONE MAN CAN SAVE US

Patrick Scullin · The treacherous, ravaging “caravan” is making a beeline to the United States border at blinding speeds of two-to-four miles an hour, and it presents such an existential threat, Lady Liberty needs a change of underwear. · A mysterious patriot named John Miller called The Lint Scre ...

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