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3 years ago

MELANIA SAYS HER HUSBAND LOST, “HE’S SUCH A BIG LOSER”

Patrick Scullin · Melania Trump is excited she’ll be moving soon. · “Donald got his butt kicked in the election,” she told The Lint Screen. “Sleepy Joe beat him by five million votes. Five million! But baby Donald has been yelling and screaming, ‘I won, I won!’ He is so angry he had the Secret Ser ...

5 years ago

Melania Brings Her Empathy And Love To Border

Patrick Scullin · Snowflakes are melting over the border crisis of illegal immigrant children being separated from their parents and scattered across America. · 2,300 children are MIA. But not for long! · In a decisive and brave move, first lady Melania Trump took to her Batplane and flew to McAll ...

5 years ago

Waldo Asks, “Where’s Melania?”

Patrick Scullin · Waldo Creedendamp is the world’s foremost expert on blending in and becoming invisible, and even he is curious to know the whereabouts of first lady Melania Trump. · “It’s like she’s vanished from the Earth,” Waldo told The Lint Screen as he paged through an Orvis catalog of plai ...

6 years ago

Melania Recovering From Smiling Spell

Patrick Scullin · First Lady Melania Trump is in guarded condition following her recent bout of excessive smiling while attending the funeral of Barbara Bush. · “The First Lady is recovering nicely,” Dr. Phillip Excelsey of Walter Reed National Military Medical Center told The Lint Screen. “We had ...

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