Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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Fido's Friday Funday, September 9

Fido's Friday Funday, September 9

dog days
| Monday Tuesday ; Wednesday

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Thursday casual Friday


So here we are in another week, on another Friday, and the "Dog Days" as they're called in the U.S. have not left us quite yet. For those who aren't up on American slang, dog days usually refer to the hot and humid days of summer, which is when most of us -- dogs included -- lie around and do nothing. And we're due for another round of HOT air and high temps, even though it's September!聽

So, for those readers who are still in summer mode -- or those who are moving towards summer -- I offer you these cartoons for your amusement. And if it's hot where you are, laugh gently.聽


聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 Yes, I am old enough to remember these. Are you?

crocodile vs. alligator

No

lizard-like shape

long toothy snout
hangs out in swamps
looks like an alligator

isn't an alligator

© John Atkinson, Wrong Hands «

Sul 04) WORN by WOT

el,

lizard-like shape
long toothy snout
hangs out in swamps
looks like a crocodile
isn't a crocodile

 

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This comic strip appears in many newspapers in the U.S., and it's one of my favorites. I love the alternate meanings for the acronyms we often take for granted!


alliterative film synopses
shark snacking spoils

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:
x $1 summer swimming so salty :
reporters reimagine reason > 7 a

   

renowned rich recluse
rambled “rosebud”
HD
5 | brooding
abandoned alien barkee
accepts asylum among befuddled by
adolescent s and beloved'’s beseeching
awaits alternate because borders
ascension breached by Berlin

© Ton Atkinson, Wrong Hands + gocomics. comlwrong-hands + wronghands1. com



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SIGNED,



The original patent from 1891
for a toilet paper roll shows the
correct rolling direction, in case
you ever doubted.


聽 聽 聽 聽 Now can we find something else to argue about, please?

feline masterworks
“Meow Mi » “Still Life § “Nature
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Gravel, sand, feces,

Torn magazine Ceramic fragment
and litter box on carpet on ich Foor

© John Atkinson, Wrong Hands « gocomics.comlarorg-hands « wronghands3.com


聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 And for those cat-loving readers:

11am - 2pm | April 21, 2016 | Holiday Inn Fargo

Stay tuned for more details
to come!

** SAVE THE DATE **


聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 And saving the BEST for last -- from James Saelzer!


Brush Up on Your
American Grammar
Skills

 

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Which one made you laugh the most?

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Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you're in need of a few more good laughs. My favorites are Single Dad Laughing, I am not a grammar cop, Language Cranks Redux, and聽Tannuzzo Copywriting.聽

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Comments

John Rylance

7 years ago #11

Susan I seem to have moved from the dark side. Now off to track down my flavours of pollen. Hope to find more fun things as well as the serious ones of course.
#11
And the same to you, Laura Mikolaitis!
#10
So glad you enjoyed the funnies, Graham Edwards! Have a wonderful weekend!
#12
Sometimes it just works out that way, Paul \! Enjoy!

Graham馃悵 Edwards

7 years ago #7

Thanks for making me laugh on this Friday Susan Rooks

Kevin Pashuk

7 years ago #6

I was positive it meant "Wow! That's Fantastic!!!"
#2
Now there's a way of reading that which hadn't occurred to me, Ken Boddie! Thanks for the laugh!
#3
Thanks, Praveen Raj Gullepalli! Oh look! :-)

Randy Keho

7 years ago #3

Great job Susan Rooks. I saw your intro to this in the Lumpy Kindgdom. If you click on relevant, a beBee sign-up screen appears.
#1
My pleasure, Dilma Balbi! Yes, the "Dog Days of Summer" is a well-known phrase here in the U.S., and I'm happy to share it with you and others. Your temps are exactly what these days refer to! Thanks for much for commenting.

Ken Boddie

7 years ago #1

I am really impressed, Susan, by the future aeronautical engineer's Detention Form. The answers are written with Spock-like logic and can't be faulted. Has Boeing heard about this kid?

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