Portrait of a Pathologically Closed-minded Person
Although I have specific individuals in mind as I write this, Iâd rather keep this impersonal, since itâs not for these people, but the general pattern. The latter is far worse than any single individual manifesting it, as itâs immortal and spreading rapidly, thanks to some people who benefit from it, directly or indirectly.
This closed-minded person (letâs call him Zaphod and donât worry if you donât catch the reference!) is really interested in stuff. As long as any information he comes across doesnât threaten his convictions and beliefs, heâs more than happy to accept it. Heâs even glad to quote others and admire their superiority, so long they are also part of his belief system, even if he doesnât fully understand them.
After all, Zaphod isnât all that bright. Heâs still smart enough to be a functional member of society, perhaps a software engineer or even a more traditional kind of engineer, but you wouldnât find him in anything remotely related to research. Yeah, this kind of work is too much for him, plus it means that heâd have to form hypotheses and then try to disprove them, forget about it! Itâs so much easier and cozier to rely on credible sources (at least on what he considers to be credible) and experts. Of course, the latter may change over the years, like the players in an NBA team, but thatâs immaterial. As long as there is an expert out there, preferably one with some prestigious title, Zaphod is content. He may be wrong, but if enough people believe him to be right, then does it really matter?
For people like Zaphod, the expert is like a Messiah figure, though without all the religious connotations. No, Zaphod is too âevolvedâ for that stuff, especially today when every religion is equally valid and talking about religion or God is offensive to someone, somewhere, somehow. And Zaphod doesnât want to offend anyone, ever, unless that person doesnât respect his favorite expert. In that case, all hell may break loose, since going against the expert is blasphemy (Zaphod isnât sure what this word really means but he knows itâs bad and appropriate).
Donât ever bother to give Zaphod any evidence contrary to what he believes. Although that doesnât classify as blasphemous, itâs still an insult of sorts. How dare you defy the science (or whatever he calls his dogma)? Surely you are trying to manipulate Zaphod with all this data-driven trickery! If you were a true believer of science (or more accurately, scientism), youâd not question the Theory! Of course, the fact that many scientists themselves question the theories of their field, as they try to improve our understanding of the world, doesnât matter. They are the chosen ones and have the divine right to do so. As for us mortals, we should just bow to them, instead of drawing our own conclusions. Fortunately, Zaphod doesnât know much about analytics (he still lives in the good old days when Statistics was king), nor does he believe in what plots and A/B tests say unless they are given to him by the experts. Those latter saints of sorts help him make sense of that and leave all the number-crunching to their assistants, who slave to become the next generation of experts, once they prove their faith in the Theory.
For Zaphod, ignorance isnât just bliss, but a lifestyle. So, if you want to shake things up and therefore threaten his fragile fiction with facts, Zaphod will never forgive you. The function and the form are irrelevant concepts for him since for him itâs just faith, faith in the facetious frivolity of phenomena and photos, particularly if the latter are shown on TV. How can you ever deny the veracity of such a thing, relying on those pesky numbers and facts? So, best to leave Zaphod alone in his palace of complacency and do something useful. Heâs beyond saving at this point.
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I usually donât have such a cynical approach to things, but Iâm always up to try something different, be it in poetry or prose. After all, I canât be making educational videos all the time, on Data Science, A.I., and Cybersecurity. Sometimes, itâs good to take a break from all that. If you, however, wish to delve into any one of these fields, feel free to check out my blog www.foxydatascience.com/">www.foxydatascience.com, where I talk about these matters, in short, and hopefully insightful articles. Cheers!
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