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It's Another Frigid Friday Fun Day!

It's Another Frigid Friday Fun Day!

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OK, here in the U.S. Northeast we are officially freezing. Fall is gone, and winter is settling in. And don't even talk about how much snow the Midwest has already gotten!

But nothing can stop the Friday Fundays, not even the polar express so lovingly sent to us from our wonderful neighbor to the north . . . Oh, Canada!

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You know you're going to hear this all day, right?

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Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when | was born. (Logic!! Children are quick and always speak their minds.) TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now, Class, who discovered America? CLASS: Maria. TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile?’ GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how | spell it. (I love this child.) TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: HIJKLMNO. TEACHER: What are you talking about? Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, sir; It's the same dog. (I want to adopt this kid!!!) TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher. PASS THIS AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH! LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

And my favorite for today:

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Which one is YOUR favorite today?

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Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #8

#8
At least the fun is still "good" after a couple of days, Larry Boyer! Glad you enjoyed the post!

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #7

#7
Thanks for sharing the fun here, Donna-Luisa Eversley! And yes -- hang on to your vowels -- don't you just love that silly one?

Larry Boyer

7 years ago #6

These are great Susan Rooks! I wish I had seen them early. What a great way to start the week with a smile!

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #5

#3
Wel, it does come down from Canada, even if you do keep a lot of it for yourself. Have a great weekend, Kevin Pashuk!

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #4

#4
I'm glad you laughed, ! Have a wonderful weekend!

Mohammed Abdul Jawad

7 years ago #3

Aha....Fun times with your Friday's post! A little laughter doubles our spirits! :)

Kevin Pashuk

7 years ago #2

Another great post Susan... but don't blame Canada for your icy weather... We remove 90% of the bitter cold and snow before it insists on moving on in your direction. Think like a Canadian... There's no such thing as bad weather, only the wrong clothing. What else would we possibly talk about if not the weather?

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #1

#1
And which one are you thinking of with that, John Vaughan?

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