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Friday Funday, July 1

Friday Funday, July 1

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Over the last 18 months, I have been blogging on LinkedIn, and the Friday Funday posts have certainly become favorites of many of my connections. I hope those of you here on beBee enjoy them as well, and if you need another laugh, feel free to check out some of the others on my website聽in the blog section.聽

The pictures I use for this series are ones I find all around the Internet; sometimes they're grouped in a theme, but other times they're just totally random. They may include goofs in English writing or just plain funny memes.聽

I hope you enjoy today's selections!


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Breaking News: A possum in Australia broke into a bakery and ate so many pastries that it couldn't move. This is how they found him in the morning.



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A Passage From The New Erotic Novel “Love In The Time Of Autocorrect” He moved his hams up her legs, her volcano qudditched in anticipation. He moved his lisp towards hers. They kissed, it was a hard kiss, their tongs roamed like two sneakers in a hedge. “Are you READYSETGO" he asked seductively. “Yemen” She replied. He took off his shirley temple, she removed her tory logo. Her maleficent breads exposed, he looked stunned as she moved house. Thetr bodies moved as onesies, sweets poured from everywhere.



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This gem came from John Marrett:

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And my favorite for today -- the "pleasures" of autocorrect:

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I hope everyone has a wonderful weekend!

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Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #4

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Isn't it amazing how one language can be so misconstrued, Lisa Gallagher? Too funny!

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #3

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Of course, if we who speak English as a first language were honest, we'd admit we can't speak other languages 100% perfectly, especially when it comes to idioms, right, Paul Walters? Oh well. Thanks for those fun thoughts! I may laugh for days over your second one about eybrows . . .:-)

Lisa Gallagher

7 years ago #2

These were great Susan Rooks- very creative! I enjoyed the passage, "Their bodies moved as onesies," oh that was priceless!

Paul Walters

7 years ago #1

Great !!! Living as I do in in Indonesia I see these all the time. Aquaphobia ...for a Scuba Dive Company. "we sit on your Face' for a eyebrow tint ( go figure on that one!)

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