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A Writer Died... Un Escritor Muri贸 ...


A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.
"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published." Anonomous



Un escritor muri贸 y se le dio la opci贸n de ir al cielo o al infierno.
Ella decidi贸 comprobar cada lugar primero. Cuando la escritora descendi贸 a los pozos de fuego, vio filas y filas de escritores encadenados a sus escritorios en una humeante tienda de trabajo. Mientras trabajaban, fueron azotados repetidamente con pesta帽as espinosas.
-隆Oh! -dijo el escritor. D茅jame ver el cielo ahora.
Unos momentos m谩s tarde, al ascender al cielo, vio filas de escritores, encadenados a sus escritorios en una humeante f谩brica de sudor. Mientras trabajaban, ellos tambi茅n eran azotados con pesta帽as espinosas.
-Espera un momento -dijo el escritor. 隆Esto es tan malo como el infierno!
"Oh no, no lo es", respondi贸 una voz invisible. "Aqu铆, tu trabajo se publica."An贸nimo



A Writer Died... Un Escritor Muri贸 ...

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#20
Thanks for the share, Hugo

Hugo Chinchilla

4 years ago #16

I loved it!

Hugo Chinchilla

4 years ago #15

馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀

Robert Cormack

4 years ago #14

Good joke, Joyce \ud83d\udc1d Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee. Thanks for that.

Proma 馃悵 Nautiyal

4 years ago #13

Loved the buzz, @Joyce Bowen ...it's thought provoking. As writers we keeping writing, our passion seldom rewarded and when it is, that's a heavenly feeling. Sharing it. :-)

Lisa Vanderburg

4 years ago #12

#15
Anytime lovely Joyce \ud83d\udc1d Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee! You should be published ALWAYS! :)
Thank you for the share Lisa Vanderburg
#1
#3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 Glad you all enjoyed this.
Thank you for the shares Debasish Majumder.

Lisa Vanderburg

4 years ago #8

haha....!!

Debasish Majumder

4 years ago #7

lovely insight Joyce \ud83d\udc1d Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee! enjoyed read and shared. thank you for the share.

Devesh 馃悵 Bhatt

4 years ago #6

You made my day. Filled me with so many thoughts. I thank you. I love your writing and wish you all the best.
LOL! Good one, Joyce.

John Rylance

4 years ago #4

I imagine in heaven the writers got royalties, in hell they didn't

Ren茅e 馃悵 Cormier

4 years ago #3

Good one!
#1
Yep--prompted chuckles so deep for me I didn't dress it up at first.

Ian Weinberg

4 years ago #1

Thanks for that Joyce \ud83d\udc1d Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee That stirred more than just a chuckle from deep inside!

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