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A Writer Died... Un Escritor Murió ...

A Writer Died... Un Escritor Murió ...


A writer died and was given the option of going to heaven or hell.
She decided to check out each place first. As the writer descended into the fiery pits, she saw row upon row of writers chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they were repeatedly whipped with thorny lashes.
"Oh my," said the writer. "Let me see heaven now."
A few moments later, as she ascended into heaven, she saw rows of writers, chained to their desks in a steaming sweatshop. As they worked, they, too, were whipped with thorny lashes.
"Wait a minute," said the writer. "This is just as bad as hell!"
"Oh no, it's not," replied an unseen voice. "Here, your work gets published." Anonomous



Un escritor murió y se le dio la opción de ir al cielo o al infierno.
Ella decidió comprobar cada lugar primero. Cuando la escritora descendió a los pozos de fuego, vio filas y filas de escritores encadenados a sus escritorios en una humeante tienda de trabajo. Mientras trabajaban, fueron azotados repetidamente con pestañas espinosas.
-¡Oh! -dijo el escritor. Déjame ver el cielo ahora.
Unos momentos más tarde, al ascender al cielo, vio filas de escritores, encadenados a sus escritorios en una humeante fábrica de sudor. Mientras trabajaban, ellos también eran azotados con pestañas espinosas.
-Espera un momento -dijo el escritor. ¡Esto es tan malo como el infierno!
"Oh no, no lo es", respondió una voz invisible. "Aquí, tu trabajo se publica."Anónimo



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#Un #murió #Un Escritor Murió #hell #heaven
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Joyce 🐝 Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee

6 years ago #15

#20
Thanks for the share, Hugo

Hugo Chinchilla

6 years ago #14

I loved it!

Hugo Chinchilla

6 years ago #13

😂😂😂😂

Robert Cormack

6 years ago #12

Good joke, Joyce \ud83d\udc1d Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee. Thanks for that.

Proma Nautiyal

6 years ago #11

Loved the buzz, @Joyce Bowen ...it's thought provoking. As writers we keeping writing, our passion seldom rewarded and when it is, that's a heavenly feeling. Sharing it. :-)

Lisa Vanderburg

6 years ago #10

#15
Anytime lovely Joyce \ud83d\udc1d Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee! You should be published ALWAYS! :)

Joyce 🐝 Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee

6 years ago #9

Thank you for the share Lisa Vanderburg

Joyce 🐝 Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee

6 years ago #8

#1
#3 #4 #5 #6 #7 #8 #9 #10 #11 #12 #13 Glad you all enjoyed this.

Joyce 🐝 Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee

6 years ago #7

Thank you for the shares Debasish Majumder.

Lisa Vanderburg

6 years ago #6

haha....!!

Debasish Majumder

6 years ago #5

lovely insight Joyce \ud83d\udc1d Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee! enjoyed read and shared. thank you for the share.

Devesh 🐝 Bhatt

6 years ago #4

You made my day. Filled me with so many thoughts. I thank you. I love your writing and wish you all the best.

John Rylance

6 years ago #3

I imagine in heaven the writers got royalties, in hell they didn't

Joyce 🐝 Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee

6 years ago #2

#1
Yep--prompted chuckles so deep for me I didn't dress it up at first.

Ian Weinberg

6 years ago #1

Thanks for that Joyce \ud83d\udc1d Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee That stirred more than just a chuckle from deep inside!

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