Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago · 1 min. reading time · ~10 ·

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A Spring Friday but Still FREEZING!

A Spring Friday but Still FREEZING!

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» ALCOHOL

BECAUSE NO GREAT
STORY EVER STARTED
WITH SOMEONE )
EATING A SALAD... foci A

What's with spring this year? Sad to say, it's hiding somewhere, and we sure wish it would return and stay with us here in the Northeast!


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Does shivering count
as exercise?      

On the other hand . . . yes. Shivering should count, right?










POLICE ARE SEARCHING
FOR MOTHER NATURE.

SHE IS BI-POLAR AND IS
BELIEVED TO BE OFF HER
MEDICATION.


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whisper

pop open a
bottle of wine,
and start

thinking warm,

happy
thoughts....


MOTHER
NATURE:


OK, enough Mother Nature bashing (she is so going to make me pay)! 

From an FB friend, Richard Goulart: 

Dogs can’t operate
*~an MRI Machine



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Tn while driving today
| almost pissed my pants

For those of us who are no longer 21 . . .

Oh the weather
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For all my friends who escaped . . . and are laughing their heads off

FLORIDIANS BE LIKE

   

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Tar at TEE 


Truth in advertising?

| Clic kew A agus 3

And my favorite for today . . .

https://www.facebook.com/NTDTelevision/videos/1484652144910224/


Which one is YOUR favorite today? 

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Comments
Think I jinxed Spring with my 'Spring' post.
#9
It still looked awful on our TV here, Rod Loader -- are you OK? Much damage?

Lisa Gallagher

7 years ago #6

haha.. these were great! The car, too funny! We have buds on bushes already! The weather has been up/down though. Going for some wine now LOL
#7
We heard about the cyclone approaching, Rod Loader! Seriously scary stuff. And yeah. About Florida . . . :-)

🐝 Fatima G. Williams

7 years ago #4

😂😂😂😂 Catscan was super funny. And the No longer 21 oh please don't rub it in with my birthday just 2 weeks away ! Sigh Fun filled buzz Thank you Susan Rooks Bless you for all the laughter you bring.

John Rylance

7 years ago #3

Thanks I'm just off to cut my rised grass.#2
#1
Thanks for a good chuckle, @John Rylance!

John Rylance

7 years ago #1

I enjoyed them all. I think Mother Nature is fighting a battle with " the elephant in the room" Global Warming. Here's my favourite Spring poem. Spring is sprung The grass is rised I wonder where the birdies is The birds are on the wing That's absurd the wing is on the bird Spike Milligan

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