Computerfuzzi in SUPPORT - Dalmatia, United States - Fusion Dynamics

Fusion Dynamics

Verified Company

Dalmatia, United States

1 week ago

Posted by:

Michael Johnson

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Description

Boring "wannabe" company in Dalmatia seeking incompetent and disorganized boss for unchallenging small projects. We are looking for uncreative complainers and slackers with a vegan lifestyle for our ERP support team at NETSOFT. COMPUTER GEEK IN SUPPORT (M/F/D), SOFTWARE/

ERP SUPPORT REQUIRED SKILLS:

No dogs allowed at the interview
Must have a large Instagram following
Ability to endure long periods of boredom
A laid-back resume
Familiarity with terms like "work-life balance," "gendering," and "4-day work week" only from the internet
Basic knowledge of IT
Lactose intolerance and a vegan lifestyle
Cigarettes

WHAT WE OFFER:

Colleagues you don't want to make enemies with
Late payment of wages
You can do whatever you want
Free travel to regions that others pay a lot of money to visit and waste their vacation
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