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Silly Saturday, April Fools' Day!

Silly Saturday, April Fools' Day!

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Oh, my -- here we go again with funny stuff, this time in honor of April Fools' (April Fool's, for those not using the U.S. English) day.聽

It's a week after spring supposedly started here in the northeast part of the U.S. It's the time when spring flowers are supposed to start blooming.

Twenty years ago to the day, however, southern New England got walloped by a foot of heavy, wet snow -- and guess what? It's happening again today, although we're getting the rain and the northern areas are getting up to a foot of snow.聽

Seriously? Can we just stop winter now? Maybe if we laugh a lot, the air will get or feel warmer.

Wanna try?

Birthdays are good for, your health rrr Tr

Well, actually it's today, but . . .聽

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Double Positive An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

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The one below is from a friend, John Marrett, and I'm pretty sure he exists . . . and pays

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My favorite for today -- do click on it -- and enjoy!


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Which one is YOUR favorite today?


If you enjoyed these funnies, please share them so others may laugh as well.聽


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Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #5

#7
Now there's a different take on John Marrett! Love it!

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #4

#3
And these are just the ones I can fit into one post, Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman! I figure if they make me giggle, others might laugh, too. Glad to know you do!

Gert Scholtz

7 years ago #3

Susan Rooks My pleasure Susan. What a good laugh on this April Fool's day!

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #2

Thanks so much Gert \ud83d\udc1d Scholtz, for sharing my post!

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

7 years ago #1

#1
Yeah. Right, Praveen Raj Gullepalli!

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