Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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It's the First Fall Friday Funday of 2017!

It's the First Fall Friday Funday of 2017!

WHEN AUTUMN ARRIVES

Sigh. Wasn鈥檛 it just the first day of spring or summer? It鈥檚 so true that we need to cherish every day we鈥檙e given, because they move so quickly!

And part of that cherishing, at least for humans, is the ability to laugh and enjoy the good things in our lives. I hope this edition of my FridayFunday posts raises your spirits as much as putting it together has raised mine.


The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love. | think | deserve a blender more than you do.

Can鈥檛 make this stuff up! Don鈥檛 even have to!

IE TT POLICE ON BRIEF CHASE

THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYSALOTABOUT YOU LS if you see the cat, you are caring. if you see the musician, you are artistic. if you see the bread, you are hungry. if you see all three at once, you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision

When someone says money can't buy happiness and you show them the happiness you just bought

9 No Soliciting! ... unless you are dropping off a bottle of wine and want to fold my laundry |=

Found the bastard

ST NA ] THE JOY OF THEFWORD | | PASTOR MATT PEARSON ALL ARE WELCOME WORSHIP AT [0AM SUNSHINE SCHOOL €; | fa ~ sr gr

Ouch! No, really! OUCH.

Prayers have been answered

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Must have been one interesting sermon!

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This one was almost my favorite, but then聽.聽.聽.

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I found this one. Yes, indeed.

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Which one is YOUR favorite this week?

Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are Single Dad Laughing, I am not a grammar cop, Language Cranks Redux, Pun Based Humor, The Valley of Pun Memes, Wrong Hands, and Tannuzzo Copywriting.

And a couple come from a new FB page: 50 nerds of grey

As always, if you enjoyed the funnies here, please share and comment. Let's spread the laughter far and wide!

For more of my posts of all types, visit my website: GrammarGoddess.com""""""""""""""
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Comments

Martin Wright

6 years ago #6

Some good ones - the glass coffin joke got me.

Ken Boddie

6 years ago #5

This time around, Susan, every single one of your gems has me in fits. As one, however, who loves to go tangent seeking and often lacks focus on the essentials, your perfect purr-rif-a roll vision "takes the biscuit", or should it be "is the bread winner"? And then there's the ice cream and wine teaser, which goes to prove that, although "the best things in life are free", money sure buys a whole lot of compensation.

David B. Grinberg

6 years ago #4

Thanks for the good humor, Susan. It's been said that "laughter is the best medicine" and a great stress reliever -- thus, thank you for the prescription doctor!

John Rylance

6 years ago #3

Thank you Susan. Did you manage to track down the work of Simon Drew. Examplesof his artwork/humour. Several fish joined by string and titled Joined up Whiting. A group of dogs and cats in front of a stove titled The North Face of the Aga. #2

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #2

#1
I always enjoy your comments on whatever I post, John Rylance! Thanks so much!

John Rylance

6 years ago #1

You've done it again Susan, a rib tickling collection. Favourite(s)? The last two. The penultimate one begs the question will there eventually be too many chiefs and not enough Indians. The last one I can hear myself saying of course I ate healthily, from the salad bar.

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