Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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It's a Flip-Flop Friday Funday!

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It's a beautiful Friday here in southeastern Massachusetts; the sun is shining, the air is warm, and the water on the bay is sparkling. Summer's still hanging around, even if the days are a little shorter . . . we can still wear our flip-flops.

Life is Good!

And it's Friday again, time to publish another edition of fun pictures and memes that can send us all into the weekend with a huge smile on our face.


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And my favorite for today:

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Which one is YOUR favorite today?

Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more laughs. My favorites are聽Single Dad Laughing,聽I am not a grammar cop,聽Language Cranks Redux,聽Pun Based Humor,聽The Valley of Pun Memes,聽Wrong Hands, and聽Tannuzzo Copywriting.

A few of them today came from a new site: teamjimmyjoe.com

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#16
Seems like she does have her eye on you, Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador . . . gotta say I love living here in Massachusetts, winter and all. We'll all be holding our collective breath as we watch that storm move . . . a lot of friends are in its path.
#14
So far, so good. I live in an iffy area - Roswell, Ga is a little north of Atlanta which we could be in the path of Irma. We will know more on Monday. I am glad I no longer live in Florida, however, I feel mother nature is going to get her way no matter where we live.

Ken Boddie

4 years ago #14

Fridays are fun days, when jokes all combine, To tickle my fancy and tingle my spine, But this is a first, quite unique by design, A joke has me giggling, without a punchline. 馃ぃ馃槀馃ぃ
Thanks for that, Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador! And are you staying safe and dry?
#12
And thanks for that, Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador! Have a fun-filled weekend!
Thanks for the Friday chuckles, Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess. i before e is my favorite - very clever.

John Rylance

4 years ago #10

Funniest Amazing Grease. Cleverest I before e. The grandmother one follows from your earlier post on old age.
#9
Don't be silly Susan. There is no such thing as pizza day, since every day is a good day for pizza!
#7
Is today PIZZA day, @Zacharias Voulgaris? You're the fourth person to talk about it here on beBee . . . and now, of course, I can't get the thought out of my mind.
#6
Well, given I'm math-understanding deficient, me too, Gert Scholtz. It's one I can actually understand.
#6
That's how I feel about them too. After all, pizzas are pies, right, so if you make a chart using that template, add the right ingredients, and cook it properly, you have not just something that looks good but it's also very tasty!

Gert Scholtz

4 years ago #5

Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess Pie -charts will from now always bring me a smile.
#2
Oh, good one, @Zacharias Voulgaris! Thanks!
Thank you so much as usual, Milos Djukic, for sharing one of my posts, especially a Friday Funday one! Let the laughter begin!

Dominique 馃悵 Petersen

4 years ago #2

LOL! The Pie Chart did it for me!
The fArce is strong with this one :-)

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