Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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Funky Friday Funday, August 5

Funky Friday Funday, August 5

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I have to tell you, the loonies are out in force lately! I have enough material on my computer for a dozen editions of the Friday Fundays and Silly Saturdays, so this week it's a double-header. Beat the heat (at least in the northern hemispheres) with some laughter . . . or warm up with it.聽



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The blue elements in the image above appear to be arranged in a
continuous spiral, but in fact they form a series of concentric circles.
Your brain will argue so strongly for a spiral that you may need to run
your mouse cursor around the circles a few times 10 convince yourself.


聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽Do they wear the lingerie over or under their shells?

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What every gym need


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THAT'S THE SIXTH WALK TODAY



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If there was Pokemon Go but with hot
dudes, | would definitely be all over
that. Like where is Ryan Gosling? Oh,
there he is by jungle gym. Got him.


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Pikachu's gotta be here somewhere.
Come on you freaky yellow SOB



FOR CRYING
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IF YOU LEAVE THIS
BUILDING IN ORDER TO
CATCH A POKEMON

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Horny Island
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July 28 - August 6 |
Hornby Island


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聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽You have to ask yourself: Is it a typo or the best-ever come-on?

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聽 聽And saving the best for last (thanks to Steve Tannuzzo and Tannuzzo Copywriting) -- and 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 continuing a theme started above . . . the name of the collider is actually Hadron.聽

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If you want to see the full report, click here.

聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 Which one made you laugh the most?


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Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you're in need of a few more good laughs. My favorites are Single Dad Laughing, I am not a grammar cop, Language Cranks Redux, and聽Tannuzzo Copywriting.聽

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If you enjoyed the post and laughed at some of the pictures, I hope you'll share it with your connections, so they may laugh as well. 聽

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My previous posts can be seen here on my website,聽and they're easy to find because they're categorized. Just type in a word in the search box on the topic you're looking for and see what I wrote on it.

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Do the associates in your company look and sound as smart as they are? They would if they could take one of my聽Brush Up on Your Skills聽workshops right where they work. If your company hires outside experts to teach any topic to its associates, please share my posts and聽website with your Human Resources or Training Manager.

I offer free generic聽Brush Up on Your Skills workbooks聽in a pdf format聽in American grammar, business writing, and interpersonal skills. They show what I teach in my three-hour corporate classes.

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Comments
#7
But in the nicest way, right, ?
#8
Oh, Don Kerr! I hadn't thought of that! Yes. Makes perfect sense. 馃榿

don kerr

7 years ago #3

Surely the Horny Festival should feature a booth from the Hardon collider! Good fun Susan Rooks

Graham馃悵 Edwards

7 years ago #2

Ok Susan Rooks this just brilliant!... You are now my hero! I have to go with the "Horny Island Festival". Sue me... I'm a boy... lol. Thank you for making me laugh out loud.
#1
I would imagine it could be, John Marrett!

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