Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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Friday Funday -- Flat-out Funny!

Friday Funday -- Flat-out Funny!

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Over the couple of years I've been publishing Friday Funday posts, many of you have told me that you like the pictures / cartoons / memes.聽

It's always good to know I'm not the only one laughing!



Dare I say this guy saved someone from having a melon-cholie day?

So | work at @tacobell, today | was
having a very rough day. Then this guy
pulls up. Thank you random citizen for
making my day much better.


The word is oddly right . . .

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SUSINESS Co

40%-75% OFF OF RETAIL PRICE

We have Persian and Oriental New and Antique Rugs from Sizes 2" x 3' to Palace Sizes.
We specialize in Runners and Odd Size Hand-knotted Rugs

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Remember this old rule? "I before e, except after c." Oh, and except for . . .

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leisurely deceive
€ight overweight
eirs to forfelt
their sovereign
conceits.


TEACHER: IF YOU HAVE FOUR DOLLARS AND
YOU ASK YOUR MOM FOR ONE DOLLAR, HOW
MUCH WILL YOU HAVE?

STUDENT: FOUR DOLLARS.

TEACHER: YOU DON'T KNOW MATH.

STUDENT: YOU DON'T KNOW MY MOM.


Why can’t mosquitoes
suck fat instead of
blood?

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lingstos

The next one is courtesy of Jim Saelzler. Do you suppose there's a message there?

I'M A HUMBLE PERSON,
HTN RRL
MUCH GREATER THAN

LLP

Does this remind you of anyone?

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Love the play on words (even though there should be a hyphen there)

BAR SIX EMPLOYEES
MUST WASH ALL
THEIR HANDS ©
. BEFORE RETURNING
TO WORK

Aliens among us? Thanks to Tannuzzo Copywriting for this gem below!

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And my favorite for today, since one of my daughters lived in Normal, Illinois for a few years. Yes, there also is a town called Oblong in Illinois. This whole newspaper blurb is worth reading.

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Which one is YOUR favorite today?

Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are聽Single Dad Laughing,聽I am not a grammar cop,聽Language Cranks Redux,聽Pun Based Humor,聽Wrong Hands, and聽Tannuzzo Copywriting.

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My previous posts can be seen here,聽and they're categorized. Just type in a word in the search box on the topic you're looking for and see everything I wrote on it.聽

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Comments
#7
John Rylance, I was enjoying the melon hat on the boy too much to notice the girl, except that she's apparently mortified by the melon.
#8
And Jim Saelzler sent it to me. I keep looking for hidden messages . . .
Thanks so much, @Neil Smth, for sharing the fun today! I really appreciate it.

馃悵 Fatima G. Williams

7 years ago #7

What a funny buzz Susan Rooks I was Laughing out loud for the speed up one. Imagine something like that while driving. Thank you for Fun Friday while it's freezing cold in Dubai :)

John Rylance

7 years ago #6

Is the girl in the car wearing a multicoloured woollen tea cosy?
#3
Love all that, Ken Boddie! Laughing, I am!
#2
Thanks for sharing my post as usual, Kevin Pashuk! I always appreciate your support!
#1
Thanks for sharing the fun today, @Christine Stevens! Much appreciated.

Ken Boddie

7 years ago #2

Theoretical mathematics is bad enough for some, Susan, but practical mathematics is no fun whatsoever, unless you can count this one: 2 toys + 2 toys = 4 play. But I love the young driver's helmet. It reminds me of the old joke, "What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with a sheep dog?" Yep, you got it, a melancholy baby. 馃ぃ

Kevin Pashuk

7 years ago #1

Another great FF collection from Susan Rooks

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