Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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Fishy Friday Funday, August 26

Fishy Friday Funday, August 26

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arc no peanut butter fish.

So, it's actually Friday again! Woo hoo! It's the end of August, September and fall are around the corner, but with all the changes coming up, there is one thing you can still count on: Friday Fun!

Friday Fundays are a great way to end a week, whether it's been easy or tough. I hope these pictures give you a laugh or two.


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An advertisement in the South Station train station, Boston, where I was waiting to board a year or so ago. Terrible grammar but a great ad! 

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I've heard of bonfires, but never bonefires . . . and yes, there's a comma missing too. And for the record, I want a LOT more summer first!

TROGLODYTE

noun | [trog-luh-dahyt]

A person of degraded, primitive, or brutal
character; someone who has apparently
been Ne under a rock; a stubborn idiot
who thinks nothing has Eth Talia!
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                           From the Single Dad Laughing FB site,
                      a word I am certain I would misspell or say. 

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This product may AERA

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                                                    Yes, they are.

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“I can’t believe I ate that whole pineapple!” Tom sag 4,
“I dropped the toothpaste,” Tom said, crestfallen i
“That's the last time I pet a lion,” Tom said offhandedl
“We don’t have a homerun hitter,” Tom said ruthlessly
“I'll dig another ditch around the castle,” Tom said remotely
“I keep shocking myself,” said Tom, revolted.
“I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks,” said Tom, beside him}
od steering wheel won't turn,” Tom said straightforwardly

I've lost a lot of weight,” 1 ;


                             A bunch of Tom Swifties . . . updated

Educational ;
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Opportunitys

            And the one that makes my eyes and brain really hurt!

Brush Up on Your
American Grammar
Skills

Grammar Goddess Communication
Look Smart. Sound Smart.

508-238- val

www.Grammar Goddess.com
SusanR@Grammar Goda ess. col m
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                        Which one made you laugh the most?

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Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you're in need of a few more good laughs. My favorites are Single Dad Laughing, I am not a grammar cop, Language Cranks Redux, and Tannuzzo Copywriting

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If you enjoyed the post and laughed at some of the pictures, I hope you'll share it with your connections, so they may laugh as well.  

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My previous posts can be seen here on my website, and they're easy to find because they're categorized. Just type in a word in the search box on the topic you're looking for and see what I wrote on it.

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Do the associates in your company look and sound as smart as they are? They would if they could take one of my Brush Up on Your Skills workshops right where they work. If your company hires outside experts to teach any topic to its associates, please share my posts and website with your Human Resources or Training Manager.


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Want one? Let me know which one, and please send me your email address. I will not use it for any other purpose. Promise!


Comments
#1
Yes, Kevin Pashuk, it's so much worse when it's about education! My eyes just hurt looking at it.
#2
Cute, Phil Friedman

Phil Friedman

7 years ago #2

Perhaps, but I've always suspected That John White's great group's infected With P&B and Jelly fisch that haven't yet Been inspected... or corrected. CC: Susan Rooks

Kevin Pashuk

7 years ago #1

I work in education. Looking at the last one was like driving by the scene of an accident... You just cannot help but look. I do love the 'ARRRGGGHHH' that someone added to the Opportunity's.

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