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Fierce Florida Crocs Looking for Food, Friday, August 12

Fierce Florida Crocs Looking for Food, Friday, August 12

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Here in Massachusetts, it feels like Florida for sure (minus the crocs)! We are in the midde of another heat wave -- 90+ degrees Farenheit (feels more like 100) for more than three days with high humidity. Nasty, although not as nasty as the alligators above looking for food . . .聽

But it's Friday, and we all need a good laugh to end the week, hot or cold, right?




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Sandy De Raffele Donovan聽sent me this one -- she knows me well. It's either whine or wine, or I throw the computer out the windows!

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聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽 聽Which one made you laugh the most?

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Kevin Pashuk

5 years ago #2

I suddenly feel like having a BLT with Cheese for lunch. Another funny bunch Susan Rooks. Thanks for sharing.

don kerr

5 years ago #1

I always fantasized about opening a restaurant called Sam 'n Ella's Diner. Better judgement prevailed! Thanks for brightening my Friday again Susan Rooks

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