Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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Another Foodie Friday Funday!

Another Foodie Friday Funday!

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Well, good morning, world! How are ya? Looking mighty fine to me -- at 5 a.m. here on the east coast of the U.S. I'm up so early I think I beat the sun . . . and I don't know why.

But since I'm up, I might as well find some things to laugh about (beats yawning, right?) and share them with you. And since I haven't had my breakfast yet, I'm hungry. So, let's look at a few food funnies, along with some others.

And when you read the word yawning, did you . . . yawn? Yeah, me too. Again. Make it stop!

So, what do we need to fix that? COFFEE!


NIRS oor paar
AY CHICKEN

Not enough in that cup? Try these: https://www.homegrounds.co/funny-coffee-memes/


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this pepper is way too small

B direhuman

can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him

B direhuman

because he's a little chili


Thy chicken runneth away?

Exercise
EX.ER.CISE
EX...AR...SIZE
EGGS... ARE... SIDES
‘or BACON

BACON!

Is that the cutest little pepper ever?

IT AMAZES ME HOW MUCH
EXERCISE AND EXTRA FRIES
SOUND ALIKE.

I'M TAKING THE
TWO OF YoU IN
FOR A SALT!

 
 
 

YOU'LL NEVER
CATCH US ALIVE,
COPPER!


YESTERDAY |
REALLY WANTED
Yok
NOW IM EATING

A ok

[NR
pel
1 BS

Not food exactly, but close . . .

NE EHIBRTIT
FOR $1.39

TULL IRE]
WAS AT TAGO BELL.


3s Thank you
hildren,


And now? Been (bean?) there. Got that.

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SOUP OF THE DAY
MARGARITAS

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4)

  

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So then, oh-oh . . .

WELL, ARENT YOU
LYRE
WER

And after all the above, this one below is PERFECT!

Bruce Willis
AONE Ba 1 6g
keep making
action movies
because you
know what they
say about

eld habits...

For a change of pace, and hoping you'll still laugh . . .

the ol' razzle dazzle


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And my favorite for today, if only because I live on a bay near Cape Cod., Mass., and sometimes the water here is COLD!

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Bonus below in case you're still hungry:

http://offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/18290

Which one is YOUR favorite today?

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Comments

Ken Boddie

6 years ago #4

Also, I see the elements of a salt and batter, eh?

Dominique 馃悵 Petersen

6 years ago #3

"A SALT" tickled my fancy! LOL

Ken Boddie

6 years ago #2

As it's winter here in Oz, Susan, the "little chili" does it for me, although the smaller the chili the bigger the 'sweater'. 馃ぃ馃尪

David B. Grinberg

6 years ago #1

Thanks for the good belly laugh, Susan. I went from losing my appetite to regaining it and the repeating the loop as I read through this post! I'm ready for dinner now, albeit thinking of "comfort food" tonight. Please have a wonderful weekend!

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