Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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A Fearsome Friday Funday Face!

A Fearsome Friday Funday Face!

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We've all heard of Grumpy Cat, right? Well, the picture above adorned a friend's (Kathleen Carper) recent post, and I just had to use it. Never saw a bug that looked so obviously grumpy. (Turns out it's a bee; who knew?)

And just so we won't see that face staring back at us if we look in the mirror today . . . let's enjoy the funnies I've gathered here for us.

SORRY 1 HUNG UP ON YOU. JOLLET LLL g 1) Av IA


Q: IS THERE A REASON YOU'RE NOT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE? A: CALLER ID

To all my Friends and Relatives that have sent me 'Best Wishes’ ns chain letters, angel —N letters or other 1 J promises of good luck, ~~ 'NONE OF THAT {9% WORKED" could you please send me cash, vodka, chocolates, wine or airline tickets instead? thank you!

Sure hope some of my friends are reading this next one . . .

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STOP CLUBBING, BABY SEALS Once again, punchiaton makes all he difference ROP,


Thanks to Nicole Chardenet for this one below!

I. Like. How. When. You. Read. This. The. Little. Voice. In. Your. Head. Takes. Pauses.

The gem below comes from John Vaughan!

Auto correct can go straight to he'll.

I'M A LEADER, NOT A FOLLOWER. UNLESS WE'RE GOING INTO A DARK PLACE. THEN, SCREW IT. YOU'RE GOING FIRST.
MY TACOS ARRIVED WITH A FORK ON [| [REL ONLY GUESS IT'S THERE TO STAB TACO THIEVES.

AL Sranoine [PRE . hi] 5. Jn + | can't decide if * somecne stabbed someone else over a cheesburger * somecne stabbed somecne else with a cheeseburger * someone stabbed a cheeseburger * a cheeseburger stabbed someone * a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

Every time you feel yourself getting pulled into other people's nonsense, repeat these words: NOT MY CIRCUS NOT MY MONKEYS. wy. VERE

And my favorite for today, thanks to the wonderful possibilities that just two words can provide!

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Anyone still grumpy?聽 If so, here's one more JUST. FOR. YOU.

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Which one is your favorite today?


Oh! If you'd like to see some more bug faces close up -- check out this link below. Some of them are really funny!

https://www.google.com/search?q=close+up+bug&sa=X&biw=1139&bih=708&tbm=isch&gbv=2&sei=tA5NWYO5C8y1-QG8ibHIBA

Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are聽Single Dad Laughing,聽I am not a grammar cop,聽Language Cranks Redux,聽Pun Based Humor,聽Wrong Hands, and聽Tannuzzo Copywriting.聽

Check out GrammarGoddess.com for all my other articles.


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#Grumpy Cat #Kathleen Carper #somecne #Nicole Chardenet #Fearsome Friday Funday Face
Comments

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #10

#11
You are so welcome, @Shelley Brown! I generally do post a Friday Funday article to help many jump-start their weekend. There are more where this one came from. Enjoy! And thank you, Gert Scholtz, for sharing it so others could laugh! Much appreciated.

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #9

Thanks so much, @Milos Djukic, for sharing my post! I really appreciate it.

Martin Wright

6 years ago #8

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Susan Rooks great. Choices.

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #7

Thank you, @Fatima for sharing my post! I really appreciate it!

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #6

#6
Thanks for sharing the ost with your folloers, Ken Boddie, and thanks for the good laugh you gave me!

Ken Boddie

6 years ago #5

I'm not sure what the baby seals, Susan, but I've stopped clubbing just in case. 馃暫By the way, have you got the number for Goats Butter? 馃ぃ

Susan 馃悵 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

6 years ago #4

#2
My pleasure as always, Paul Walters!

John Rylance

6 years ago #3

Not wishing to spoil the fun the cheeseburger one, relates to an overweight Toledo teenager who in 2010 stabbed his Mum because she did not bring him home a cheeseburger, when she brought her own burgers. ( She survived) It said so on google so it must be true.

John Rylance

6 years ago #2

Through my goggles I espy a gaggle of giggles. Re the cheeseburgers, perhaps the battle between Macdonalds and Wimpys for the best one got out of hand.

Paul Walters

6 years ago #1

Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks thanks for the giggle , helps hanging around in airports so much easier!

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