Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

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A Fabulous Friday Funday!

A Fabulous Friday Funday!

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Why is it fabulous? Well, I live in the northeast part of the U.S., and it’s late October. Our normal temperatures are around 60 for this time of year, but we’ve been treated lately to temps nearing 80! And it’s Friday, the start of a weekend to end all weekends, because we’re in for three days of 70+ temps and sun all day long!

What’s not to love?

So, here for even more pleasure, I present to you some funny things I saw around the Internet this past week.

Let’s start with a loud AWWWW!

2 Ash Warner 0 2 Foliow You can tell me this is a bird flying all you want I still think it's a rabbit on skis in the middle of a long jump


| tried to make reservations at The library.? the library this morning. Oh... wait. Just, never mind... Yeah, but | couldn't get one. But you can't make reservations at the library.

Thanks to Liz Rowland for this next one!

1154 Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Why do I think of Milos Djukic with this one below?

| Alcohol & Fats ( It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. On Drug / two he of a | Lifes! Longe label conta amoul (1) certa evide: selen; forms deter and n (2 antic Some const antic Howe evide Tl] consi filed

I knew I should have paid more attention in French class back in high school!

2 I'MA GRAMMAR DOCTOR. Now let's have

a FF What are the similarities between a plum and an elephant? They are both purple, except the elephant.

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I like the idea in the next one!

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Um, about that placement . . .

NANA i 7} DEAN deanfluence ¥ Follow When you're writing an essay and trying to hit that 500 word count. 3:43 AM - 11 Aug 2015 4 33748 94,784


Happens a lot, doesn’t it? Gotta fill the word requirement . . .

Double Positive An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.” A voice from the back of the room piped up, “Yeah, right.”

And my favorite for the day:

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Which one is YOUR favorite today?

Many of these funnies come from Facebook pages that you can access any time you need a few more good laughs. My favorites are Single Dad Laughing, I am not a grammar cop, Language Cranks Redux, Pun Based Humor, The Valley of Pun Memes, Wrong Hands, and Tannuzzo Copywriting.

If you laughed at anything in this post, please share it in other hives so your connections may laugh as well. Let's spread the fun around the world!

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Comments

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#19

And thanks for giving me something to laugh at, Alan Culler!

Alan Culler

8 years ago#18

Susan \ud83d\udc1d Rooks, the Grammar Goddess Sorry to be so log getting to this is a following Thursday smile still worth anything? "Yeah, right." Thanks

John Rylance

8 years ago#17

Thank you Susan. It may interest to know the exchange wasn't a made up one. It actually happened re our son at a swimming gala. You keep writing and I will do my best to comment. #19

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#16

And thanks for commenting as you always do, Jim \ud83d\udc1d Cody!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#15

Kevin Pashuk, I guess it depends on how someone looks at it! Thanks for always finding something to like in my Friday posts!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#14

#13
Thanks, Gloria \ud83d\udc1d \ud83d\udc3e \ud83d\udcab \u2615 (Glo) Ochoa!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#13

#15
And it's so true, @Alexa Steele, isn't it? Thanks for commenting!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#12

#16
You know that it's how I decide on what to show, right, Joyce \ud83d\udc1d Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee? If I crack up, I always hope others will too! Thanks for always commenting on my posts, especially these Friday Funday ones!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#11

#18
You have no idea how much I value your always commenting and making me laugh, John Rylance!

John Rylance

8 years ago#10

The nearest I can get to two positives making a negative is this exchange. How did he do? It was a P B (personal best) 1min 42secs Well done him, that was good for him. Meaning her son's P B was 10 seconds faster. I think it's called daming with feint praise.

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#9

#14
And thanks for finding so much in the buzz to enjoy, Proma \ud83d\udc1d Nautiyal! Yeah, it's hard to see the bird once you've seen the rabbit on skis, isn't it?

Joyce 🐝 Bowen Brand Ambassador @ beBee

8 years ago#8

ooooooo--my smile is cracking my face it's so big. Thank you.

Gloria (Glo) Ochoa

8 years ago#7

love the meme!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#6

#2
The LOL says it all, Paul \, and thanks!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#5

#3
Thanks for always finding time to comment on my posts, Franci\ud83d\udc1dEugenia Hoffman, beBee Brand Ambassador!

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#4

#4
Yes, Aleta Curry, and once you see it that way, you can't unsee it! A really good metaphor for how we view life, isn't it? Some see the bird, and others see the rabbit. Some see both.

Susan 🐝 Rooks, The Grammar Goddess

8 years ago#3

#6
Oh, Ken Boddie! I don't know what I'd do without you weighing in on my Friday Funday posts! You always make me laugh! Thanks so much.

Kevin Pashuk

8 years ago#2

Another great collection Susan. While two negatives might make a positive, two wrongs don't make a right (but three lefts do).

Ken Boddie

8 years ago#1

Kittens on the nipple, Looking for their tipple? Racoons taking fright, When the light's too bright? Bunnies on skis? Come on, please! Elephantine jokes, By happy hippo folks? Dietary ills, And a language that kills? Funny though they be, They're all too tall for me. So please don't think me trite, When I say "yeah, right." But, seriously, Susan, I'm not cruisin' for a bruising', Just don't know what I'd do, On Fridays without you.

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