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3 weeks ago

“YOUR STUPID LAWS DON’T APPLY TO ME,” SAYS MEADOWS

PD Scullin · Spineless weasel Rep. Mark Meadows scurries to hide from accountability.It appears some people are above the law. · Trump’s last chief of staff, Mark Meadows, failed to appear for a Friday deposition before the House select committee investigating the January 6 insurrection. · “I ...

1 month ago

“I’LL HAVE SQUID GAME IN MY SECOND TERM,” SAYS TRUMP

PD Scullin · Loser ex-prez wants to play games.Disgraced twice-impeached ex-President Donald J. Trump continues his big lie that he won the 2020 election. While he forces all Republican politicians to genuflect to him, Trump is also planning his second term. · “If we can’t have a coup to get ...

2 months ago

“TRUMPERS SHOULD HAVE HUNG ME JANUARY 6,” PENCE SAYS

PD Scullin · The disgraced former Vice President is still on team Trump.Toilet paper doesn’t know Donald J. Trump’s ass as well as Mike Pence does. · The former V.P. still worships his ex-boss, disgraced, twice-impeached ex-President Donald Trump. Even after Trump’s looney tunes, maniac suppo ...

3 months ago

Post from Francisco Lopez

Francisco Lopez · Thank you President Trump for giving us back Afghanistan! Now we can have our seven Virgins without firing a shot or having to go to heaven, and can enslave and brutalize women and kill all infidels. · 16 Shares ·   · Like ·   ·   · Comment ·   · Share ·  

5 months ago

Donald Trump and "the two spirits"

Anne Strong · Artículo original de Enrique de la Rica: https://es.bebee.com/producer/donald-trump-y-los-dos-espiritus · US President Donald Trump has overturned a rule proclaimed by his predecessor, Barack Obama, whereby the country's public schools allowed transgender students to use the bath ...

6 months ago

GOP POLS: “THE TOURISTS ON JANUARY 6 WERE WELL BEHAVED AND POLITE”

PD Scullin · The excited tourists come to visit the Capitol on January 6, 2021.Just when you thought the Republican Party couldn’t go any lower, the lying bastards get on the express elevator and hit the down button. · Yesterday, members of the GOP took to their shovels and began spreading bu ...

7 months ago

GOP WANTS HARSH PUNISHMENT FOR PROTESTS NOT HELD ON JANUARY 6, 2021

PD Scullin · The Republican Party is hard at work suppressing voting rights and now also shutting down protesters. · Florida Governor Ron DeSantis tells The Lint Screen, “protests are un-American and against freedom of speech” and must stop. · “Liberal bellyachers are ruining everything,” th ...

9 months ago

JOHNSON CLAIMS ANTIFA, ILLEGALS, AND ACTORS WERE BEHIND CAPITAL INVASION

PD Scullin · Wisconsin Republican Sen. Ron Johnson should not be around sharp objects. He could hurt himself. · The unhinged looney spun his ridiculous conspiracy theories yesterday at the first public Senate hearing about the Capitol attack on January 6. · “I’m sick and tired of people blami ...

10 months ago

GOP POLITICIANS CONTRACT “JELLYBONEITIS”- A RARE SPINAL DISEASE

PD Scullin · While Americans are engaged in a fierce battle with COVID-19, Republican politicians are grappling with a rare spinal disease called Jellyboneitis, a mysterious affliction that causes a complete failure of the spine. · Minority Leader Mitch McConnell slithered to the microphone, ...

11 months ago

The Case of The Missing 11,780 Georgia Votes

PD Scullin · It was the jazz side of midnight. I was working the business end of a bottle of Bunions Bourbon when a dame cast a shadow as curvaceous as a Le Mans track my doorway. · “Are you Mr. Schmildlap?” she interrogated. · “What’s it to you?” I snapped. · She stepped forward and purred, ...

11 months ago

JOSH HAWLEY HOPES TO BE ADOPTED BY DONALD TRUMP

PD Scullin · It’s no secret obsequious GOP politicians clamor for the attention of President Donald J. Trump, and Missouri Senator Josh Hawley may have jumped to the head of the line. · Hawley announced today he would object when Congress counts the Electoral College votes next week, forcing ...

11 months ago

JAVANKA OPEN THE TRUMP PARDONS SHOPPE, “FREEDOM– FOR A PRICE”

PD Scullin · Although President Trump denies he lost the election, Joe Biden may soon be evicting him from The White House. But Donald J Trump is going to use his powers in the death rattle of his presidency. · Today, his ravishing daughter Ivanka Trump and her slip of a husband Jared Kushner ...

1 year ago

OMAHA TRUMP SUPPORTERS STRANDED IN THE COLD STILL LOVE HIM

PD Scullin · There was a President Trump rally last night at Omaha’s Eppley Airfield, and his MAGA maniacs came to show their support and hear his tales of victimhood. · After the president spewed his endless stream of lies and grievances, he hopped on the toasty warm Air Force One and flew t ...

1 year ago

PUTIN SAYS AMERICANS MUST LET TRUMP FINISH JOB OF MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

PD Scullin · Russia’s President Vladimir Putin encourages all Americans to rally their support for President Donald J. Trump in 2020. · “If Americans want be patriots, they must vote Trump,” Putin tells The Lint Screen. “Donald Trump has done incredible job. He is best president ever. Much be ...

1 year ago

TRUMP USES DEFENSE PRODUCTION ACT TO MAKE MORE FLAGS FOR HIS CAMPAIGN

PD Scullin · President Donald Trump is enacting the Defense Production Act to manufacture American flags for his re-election campaign. · “This is an absolute emergency,” said Kellyanne Conway, counselor to the president. “There is a terrible shortage of American flags, I suspect Joe Biden is ...

1 year ago

Postmaster General Returning U.S. To The Pony Express

PD Scullin · Louis DeJoy had no experience with the United States Postal Service before President Trump named him Postmaster General in May, but you'd never know it by his decisive leadership. · "I like to shake things up," the Republican Party fundraiser and ex-businessman said. "That means ...

1 year ago

“AMERICANS MUST WORSHIP PRESIDENT TRUMP– IT’S THE LAW!” BARR DEMANDS

PD Scullin · These are troubling times in the United States. Although there is a global pandemic raging across the nation, that’s not the biggest threat to America, according to Attorney General Bill Barr. · “We face an existential crisis in civil disobedience,” Barr told The Lint Screen. “Pe ...

1 year ago

Prez Inks Deal As Pitchman for Flobo Ford Dealership

PD Scullin · President Donald J. Trump is a true trailblazer. He has done things no other president could ever dream of doing, and now that includes being a product spokesman. · White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany told The Lint Screen President Trump is available to represent America ...

1 year ago

DEVOS QUESTIONS SCIENCE: “SOMETIMES A STABLE GENIUS KNOWS BETTER”

PD Scullin · Although Betsy DeVos attended Calvin University, the Secretary of Education doesn’t cotton much to book learnin’. · “It’s all a bunch of hibbly-jibbly,” the woman in charge of educating America’s children told The Lint Screen. “There are things you learn in the medical laboratory ...

1 year ago

NAVARRO SAYS “COVID-19 IS GOOD FOR YOU”

PD Scullin · White House trade adviser Peter Navarro is one of President Trump’s most reliable cheerleaders, and yesterday he picked up his pom-poms again in support of our fearless leader. · “The fake news has it all wrong,” Navarro told The Lint Screen. “People shouldn’t avoid contracting t ...

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