Independent eyeball control, which I suppose is really more a skill than a service. This is also free.
Skilled crafter of absurd questions, usually in the midst of overly serious debate. I gladly offer this service for free.
and a few bar tricks.
I can insert a quarter into my right nostril, and cough it out my mouth. While this will cost you one draft beer, you can keep the quarter. I will gladly autograph the quarter for the cost of another beer. Signed quarters make great stocking stuffers or anniversary presents.
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